Holding Himself

Extremely suspect circumstances. First The Commissar is held captive (by himself) and brainwashed into spouting Republican propaganda. Then a bunch of typepad wielding Republicans rescue him. If I didn't know better I would say the whole thing was staged. And that video, the one released on his website (a site not normally known to feature hostage videos) looks fake. He looks too darn smug. I bet Dan's behind it. Or Cheney. Or Laura Bush.

Concerned non-partisan analysts are speculating he has been released only to vote and faces re-abduction for further 24 hour googlebox indoctrination. Damn, they should have held him longer. He's probably voted Bush by now and nothing I can do will prevent his decline into banal fete fundraisers.